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[theme music playing]

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[country music playing]

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[buzzing]

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[thudding]

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Yeesh!

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I zigged when I should've zagged.

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Hmm.

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I wonder where I'm at.

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The Ozarks?

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Hey, what a perfect spot
to spend my vacation at.

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I'll bet there's no one around here
for miles and miles.

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Well, uh, better tidy up
my diggings a little.

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Elvis. Elvy boy.

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Huh?

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Fetch my long-distance
seeing glasses, Elvy boy.

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My nose is twitching

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like there's eating vittles
moving around down there.

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-Here it is, Pappy.
-You look through them, Elvy.

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On account of I'm facing
in the wrong direction.

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[Elvis] Well, blow my weevil,
you was right, Pappy.

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There's a sure enough long-legged
rabbit critter down there.

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And I'm gonna get me down there

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and catch me that little old rabbit

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with this little old carrot.

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That's what I'm gonna do.

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[thudding]

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Uh-oh, looks like I got company.

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Well, here we go with the carrot bit.

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I got him. I-I got the little old
rabbit critter, Pappy.

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And we is gonna fry him up

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nice and brown
with collard greens--

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[thumping]

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[thudding]

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What you gonna do
with that snake, Doc?

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Snake? Get him off me, boy.
Get him off of me.

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Here. Y'all hold on to him

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and I'll fetch my shooting iron
and help you Kill it.

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[sighs] He may be
a buzzard to his pappy,

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but to me he's a first-class pigeon.

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Where is he?
Where's that old snake at?

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Snake? There ain't no snakes
around here, Mac.

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Now, if you're hunting snakes--

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I ain't hunting no snakes.

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I'm a-hunting a rabbit.
That's what I'm hunting. Rabbit?

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Why, you low-down,
sneaking old rabbit critter.

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I'm gonna fix you good.
That's what I'm gonna do.

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-[gunshot]
-Oops.

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You missed me, Doc.

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- I better get a little closer.
-Now, you stop that, critter.

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Stand still. Hear?
I'm warning you, rabbit.

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Y'all stand still now
or I'll blow your plunkin' head off.

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[groans]

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Hmm, that's what I call
making a good impression.

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[chuckling]

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Elvis, ain't you caught
that eating rabbit yet?

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- I almost got him, Pappy.
-[in alluring voice] Hello there, y'all.

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Be y'all looking for someone, sugar?

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I sure purely be.

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[purring]

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[barking, howling]

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Who y'all looking for, honey?

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[gushing]

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-Y'all.
-For little old me?

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What for, good-looking?

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'Cause you're pretty
and you've got pretty eyes

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and a real pretty dress.

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And 'cause you're that there

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little old rabbit critter
I've been fixing to shoot.

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And now I'm aiming to do it,
you pretty little thing.

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Yikes!

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[gunshot]

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[gunshot]

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All right now,
come on out of there. Hear?

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[in normal voice] No, no.
That's not the way it's done, Doc.

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You gotta say,

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"If you're not out of there
by the time I count to four,

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I'm gonna shoot you."

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-Get it?
- Isure enough do.

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I counts to four
and then I shoot you.

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That's right. Start counting.

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Uh...

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One...

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Um...

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[chuckling]

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I figured counting wouldn't be
his strongest suit.

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[Elvis] Eh, rabbit critter,
uh, what come after one?

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-Oh, uh, two, I think.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Uh, uh, one, uh, two... Um...

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One, uh, two...

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-Three.
-Uh, three. Three...

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Pappy? What come after three
in counting, Pappy?

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-Four, Elvis.
-[Elvis] What y'all say?

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I said "four."

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[gunshot]

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I plugged him, Pappy.
I plugged the rabbit critter.

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[Pappy] Elvis boy, y'all didn't plug
no rabbit critter.

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Y'all plugged your Pappy.
Now, what y'all wanna do that for?

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Four?

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[gunshot]

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Now, Elvis, you've gone too far.

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[gunshot]

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I said "far," not "four."

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[gunshot]

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Now you done it, Elvis.
Just wait till I get my two-by-four.

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[gunshot]

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Nah. Why should I get in the act?

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[singing] I'm looking over
A four-leafed clover

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[gunshot]

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That I overlooked before

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[gunshot]

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-Before. Before. Before.
-[gunshots]

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[theme music playing]